GIANT Schnauzer? BOSTON Terrier? Get it?
David Frei of the Westminster Kennel Club (who used to work with the 49ers and the Broncos and has a Super Bowl ring from SB XII), broke down both teams as dogs.
Thoughts? I actually think Tom Brady's a bitch.
NEW YORK GIANTS
Eli Manning – German Shepherd: Intelligent and alert, alpha dog leader with even temperament and character
Brandon Jacobs – Doberman Pinscher: Elegant athlete in a tight-fitting wrapper
Plaxico Burress – Greyhound: narrow body, big chest, sleek, powerful, athletic and fast
Dave Diehl – Anatolian Shepherd: Dependable, territorial, possessive and protective, particularly against large predators
Michael Strahan – Bloodhound: Noble and dignified with a single purpose: to track down humans (in this case, quarterbacks)
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
Tom Brady – Border Collie: Smartest dog, leads (herds) his flock up and down the field, athletic and intensely focused on the job at hand
Randy Moss - Afghan Hound: Elegant, athletic, aloof, fast, with a distinctive coat
Matt Light – Bullmastiff: Tenacious and strong, knocks down poachers (pass rushers) that trespass on the estate
Tedy Bruschi – Rottweiller: Powerful, intelligent, agile, intimidating, calm & courageous
Rodney Harrison – Whippet: Feisty, prey-driven, fast, champion athlete of the dog world
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Michael Strahan is a Bloodhound
Posted by Sarah at 5:22 PM
Labels: new england patriots, new york giants, super bowl
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Eli is a cat.
Rodney Harrison - Whippet: Waawawawawawawawawawaah. Where the hell am I and why is everyone screaming?
The Maj is a Vag.
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