Thursday, January 31, 2008

Michael Strahan is a Bloodhound

GIANT Schnauzer? BOSTON Terrier? Get it?



David Frei of the Westminster Kennel Club (who used to work with the 49ers and the Broncos and has a Super Bowl ring from SB XII), broke down both teams as dogs.

Thoughts? I actually think Tom Brady's a bitch.

NEW YORK GIANTS

Eli Manning – German Shepherd: Intelligent and alert, alpha dog leader with even temperament and character

Brandon Jacobs – Doberman Pinscher: Elegant athlete in a tight-fitting wrapper

Plaxico Burress – Greyhound: narrow body, big chest, sleek, powerful, athletic and fast

Dave Diehl – Anatolian Shepherd: Dependable, territorial, possessive and protective, particularly against large predators

Michael Strahan – Bloodhound: Noble and dignified with a single purpose: to track down humans (in this case, quarterbacks)

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

Tom Brady – Border Collie: Smartest dog, leads (herds) his flock up and down the field, athletic and intensely focused on the job at hand

Randy Moss - Afghan Hound: Elegant, athletic, aloof, fast, with a distinctive coat

Matt Light – Bullmastiff: Tenacious and strong, knocks down poachers (pass rushers) that trespass on the estate

Tedy Bruschi – Rottweiller: Powerful, intelligent, agile, intimidating, calm & courageous

Rodney Harrison – Whippet: Feisty, prey-driven, fast, champion athlete of the dog world

3 comments:

Unsilent Majority said...

Eli is a cat.

The Ghosts said...

Rodney Harrison - Whippet: Waawawawawawawawawawaah. Where the hell am I and why is everyone screaming?

Eli said...

The Maj is a Vag.