Thursday, January 31, 2008

Michael Strahan is a Bloodhound

GIANT Schnauzer? BOSTON Terrier? Get it?

David Frei of the Westminster Kennel Club (who used to work with the 49ers and the Broncos and has a Super Bowl ring from SB XII), broke down both teams as dogs.

Thoughts? I actually think Tom Brady's a bitch.


Eli Manning – German Shepherd: Intelligent and alert, alpha dog leader with even temperament and character

Brandon Jacobs – Doberman Pinscher: Elegant athlete in a tight-fitting wrapper

Plaxico Burress – Greyhound: narrow body, big chest, sleek, powerful, athletic and fast

Dave Diehl – Anatolian Shepherd: Dependable, territorial, possessive and protective, particularly against large predators

Michael Strahan – Bloodhound: Noble and dignified with a single purpose: to track down humans (in this case, quarterbacks)


Tom Brady – Border Collie: Smartest dog, leads (herds) his flock up and down the field, athletic and intensely focused on the job at hand

Randy Moss - Afghan Hound: Elegant, athletic, aloof, fast, with a distinctive coat

Matt Light – Bullmastiff: Tenacious and strong, knocks down poachers (pass rushers) that trespass on the estate

Tedy Bruschi – Rottweiller: Powerful, intelligent, agile, intimidating, calm & courageous

Rodney Harrison – Whippet: Feisty, prey-driven, fast, champion athlete of the dog world

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Now my life is complete

Yesterday's post of Belichick in the booty shorts made this week's Blog Show. Check out the episode, including a guest appearance by my favorite blogger Unsilent Majority of KSK.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Oh, Man

Opening lines from a New York Times story this afternoon:

"Eli Manning grew up in the very long shadow cast by his celebrated father and high-achieving brothers. But it is his mother he most takes after."

Hey, New York Times. Not. Helping.

Nice legs, Bill...

Proof that Belichick wasn't always a fashion disaster...

Photo credit: Jerry Pinkus

Thursday, January 24, 2008

NFL Girlfriends Bring The Crazy

Football players often find themselves in the news for unstable actions and now their girlfriends want in on the crazy.

Read the rest...

Friday, January 18, 2008

What do you think?

I was able to attend a debate in New York regarding PED's in competitive sports. I wrote up a recap for Sporting News that you can read here.

I have to admit, the debate was well executed, well moderated, and it really made me think about my position on the subject. It's not a black and white issue and it will never have an easy solution. But it's important that we, as fans, make sure we educate ourselves on both sides of the issue.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Happy New Year Bitches

Bet you thought I quit, didn't you? No suck luck people.

But with the holidays, my column, and moving to a new state it's been a bit crazy.

Here's some links to catch you up on all of the Sarah you've missed, starting with my suggestion for Clemens' "I did it" letter.

Screw you, I'm Roger Clemens

Isiah Thomas: Admirable Crazy

Madison Square Garden Is A Joke

Naughtiest Sports Figures of 2007

Terrell Owens wants to be the only whore in Texas