Although the 2007 season is far from over, this Yankees fan is already looking forward to next year, the Yankees' final season in that history-filled dump at East 161st Street & River Avenue. Let's end this ridiculous exercise with the coaching staff:
- Manager (2007): Joe Torre
- Manager (2008): Don Mattingly
So why Don Mattingly and not Joe Girardi? Because Mattingly didn't become bench coach so he could eventually be passed over by some has-been catcher who got way too much credit for a shitty team that overachieved to mediocrity. Mattingly is ready now!
- General Manager (2007): Brian Cashman
- General Manager (2008): Brian Cashman
- Supporting Cast (2007): Larry Bowa, Joe Kerrigan, Ron Guidry, Kevin Long, Don Mattingly, Rich Monteleone, Tony Pena, Rob Thomson
- Supporting Cast (2008): all the same except Mike Pagliarulo becomes Don Mattingly's bench coach because he is just an awesome and super-knowledgeable baseball ultra-genius who never ever has his head up his ass.
- Famous Dead Yankee (2007): Phil Rizzuto
- Famous Dead Yankee (2008): Yogi Berra