It is a very exciting day here at Strike Zones and End Zones. I have been invited to own a team in a the sports blogger fantasy football league. I’ll be joining the boys from Kissing Suzy Kolber, Will and Rob from Deadspin, Dan Shanoff, DJ Gallo, Awful Announcing, Jamie Mottram, Dan Steinberg, and J.E. Skeets. There are some big names in there and as the only female in the league it will not only be my pleasure but my duty to thoroughly kick all of their asses.
This is my third fantasy football league this coming season. Last year I did two and it almost killed me. Which means every Sunday this year will end with me rocking back and forth in the fetal position and mumbling over and over “He was supposed to be my sleeper pick”. And since I’m not lucky enough to draft Shockey and I’m sure as hell not drafting Jacobs, it also means I’ll be rooting for the Giants to win every game this year, yet score no touchdowns.
So now I’ve got a decision to make. What to name my team…
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Today I am a man
Posted by Sarah at 8:55 AM
Labels: fantasy football, kicking your ass
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Good work, Giants fan! Please resist the urge to name your team "Y.A.'s Tittles"
As a Giants fan, I can say that I've always had success in fantasy leagues because I've known not to draft any Giants. Except for Tiki, but I'd still rather not talk about hat.
I must break you
Good luck, girl!
congrats on getting in the KSK league. Let's hope you get more respect than Eli Manning by season's end!
Ah, grungedave, respect has to be earned. I look forward to disappointing you.
Congrats on making the KSK league, I'll be pulling for you. As for a team name, I suggest something overly feminine so that it will be all the more painful when those guys lose to you.
Disappoint me? Hell no! You represent the commenters - so I'm rooting for you to dispose of the gay mafia (figuratively speaking)!
I like the way you guys think!
Excellent! Congrats!
I dunno, I think you came up with a good name in your application...."The Two Cent Cum Dumpsters"
@albany hawker: I'm seriously considering keeping the name!
Down the Fallopian Tubes
Congrats sportsgirl. Now go kick their cum lovin' asses. You might be able to find some good names here if Two Cent Cum Dumpsters doesn't work for you.
i think you should rethink not showing your boobs. They look at least average to me
I suggest you go upscale. You are certainly not a two-cent cum dumpster. At least give yourself a dollar value.
Oh, and of course, I'm pulling for you.
Seriously gal, good luck.
Who wants to set the line one which of the Gay Mafia cries first when she beats them?
Why not name your team the "Dingleberries" since that appears to be what most of those misfits you are in bed with are. Just remember that when they start talking about 3 sheets, they aint talking about all those beers you'll be buying them but rather the results of drinking all those beers after they pull their own fingers.
I'll be cheering for you, chica. Despite your penchant for letting loose a few pf's at inopportune moments.
Good luck, my dear. Though I suspect you won't need it.
Congrats! Winning a contest that features 11,000 entrants has to feel good.
Thanks McBias! Although something tells me there weren't quite 11,000 entries.
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